According to my email spam account, the world promises me that:
*A beautiful Russian bride name Veronika is hot for me!
*Dr. Ahmed Ibrahim wants me to call him immediately for funds that await me!
*Tis the season to be merry, I can meet my match! Calling all singles!
*Making my male appendage bigger is easy!
*I can become a certified ultrasound technician!
and last but not least...
Another beautiful Russian bride named Tatiana could be mine!
Well, quick! What am I waiting for?
2 comments:
How come those Russian women never email me? All the other ones I get.
I must be on a special list!
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